The perfect worker

[Echo Kilo]

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.

 

[Trina]

brill , loved it lol lol

 

[ChaShaaaoe]

My carefully built-up cover is blown.

Damn you, MoonFairy.

 

[eddy chamoun]

Moonfairy,

That is classic, will be passing it on to my work colleagues!!!



Love Rachel

 

[?Crazaaay Kitty ?]

That was great!

 

[mahleezah]

Hi Moonfairy,

My comment in that post unintentionally may have caused offence.

I can assure you that nothing could have been farther from my consciousness, then or now.

It was an attempt at humour which might well seem feeble by earthly standards. For that I apologise most sincerely.

No slight was intended or expressed knowingly, that I can assure you.

You have my most profound apologies.

Regards.

Prashna

 

[Surprise Butt Secks]

Hello Prashna

I thank you for your apology which I do appreciate. It is most unfortunate that the written word can be misconstrued. But please don't worry about it as I have forgiven you.



Your Magical Moonfairy
xx