<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

[enamz1]

yeah I get it, the bleeped out word is a.ssholes
good one and same to you itsmelisa :

 

[jonsung2001]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

 

[Swimmer87]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

Two A$$holes

Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad & the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl & Gomer were sent for.

Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said,
“Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.”

So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said,
“Nope, ain’t Bubba.”


The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said,
“Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said,
“No, it ain’t Bubba.“

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Bubba had two *******s.”

“What? He had two *******s?” said the mortician.

“Yup, everyone in town knew he had two *******s.

Every time we went to town, folks would say,
“Here comes Bubba with them two *******s”.

 

[Wiseman]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

ok fine....

 

[Chewyrite]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

Links to sources are allowed Extermo. :hmm:

 

[Ronald Reagan]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

:hmm: :hmm: :dontknow: :hmm:

no addies plz

 

[Pompal 09.]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

funny lol lol lol :

 

[Mr. Know]

<<<Thousand dollar for a head>>>

In the old wild west, there were two blonde cowpokes, krish and jack. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, "i hate indians; last week the *******s burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "if any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars."

The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; jeff threw a rock which hit the indian right on the head.

The indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.

Suddenly, jack said, "krish, take a look at this." Krish replied, "not now, i'm busy."

Jack tugged him on the shoulder and says, "i really think you should look at this."

Krish said, "look, you can see i'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."

But jack was adamant. "Please, krish, take a look at this."

So krish looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red indians.

Krish just shook his head and said, "oh . . . My . . . God . . .. We're going to be millionaires!"

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