US Construction Firms Eyeing Up Gaza Like Prince Andrew In An Epstein Massage Parlour - Waterford Whispers News

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AS THE DUST temporarily settles after 14 months of relentless bombing from the IDF reducing Gaza to rubble, a conglomerate of America’s leading construction firms can’t help but rub their hands together in anticipation of the multi-billion dollar contracts.

“I’m like Prince Andrew with a semi in a secret Epstein massage parlour here,” voiced one CEO, salivating at the amount of money to be made in the now sought after seaside real estate, hoping US US president Donald Trump follows through with his promise to ‘clean out the whole thing’.

“We can put the expensive high rises along the coast and maybe just build some shacks for the former natives inland and out of sight until we price them all out of here in a few years with some good old-fashioned capitalism,” suggested another planner, estimating the land will be Palestinian free by 2050, all going well.

Asked whether they would maybe take the bulk of the Palestinian people in order to make way for American profit, both Jordan and Egypt rejected any such displacement, unaware of the lack of choice if Donald Trump had his way.

“We could rename it the Trump Strip,” an Israeli official casually dropped into conversation in the hopes it plants a seed.