Vaughan Spa SUCKS!

[DickSlinger]

I was in da area so a nigga decided to check out Vaughan Spa just before midnight. Pulled into da parking lot bumpin lil boosie. Dats my nigga right dur, anyway I smoke sum kush before I hopped out the whip, first ting I noticed was these flashin lights colored lights n shit, I was GAWD DAMN. So I went n tried to open tha door n it was locked. Eventually the door unlock n behind the desk there was dis Whop behind the desk. Sum Italian mutha fucka. So he was like u been here before? I was like nah, he gave a nigga da run down of prices n was like who u wanna see? I was like NIGGA I unno who the FUCK is even here how tha fuk am I supposed to kno? so he went on like oh u didnt look at the website before hand? how u find out about us? at this point a nigga was gettin a bit heated so I;m like IT DON'T FUCKIN MATTER JUST LEME SEE THA SHORTIES IN DIS BITCH. So dis fuckin whop really said how normally he make da guys pay up front n pick a girl without seein them. A nigga was like WHAT THA FUCK KINDA ESTABLISHMENT IS DIS?!?! How tha fuck u gon make niggas pay for pussy we can't even see first n shit? so he said he gon make n acception for me.

I was like aight. So da girls do walk out. There was 3 of dem. One bitch walk out she was an asian ting. nex one was a blonde white bitch tht look like she was stacked. LAst one was a skinny white bitch that dont even look like her pictures n look like she she b hittin tha pipe. So at dis point I wasnt even horny no mo, told tha whop I ain't wanna see nun of em. I swear dis bum ass gave me a dirty fukin look. I knew from tha moment I Step into dat bitch he aint like niggas. Evry massage parlor a nigga go to they ain't like niggas. They aint like seein us in these joints cuz they kno niggas aint gon pay or stay wid bitches they aint find A-1. We aint afraid to walk like these other white boy's n older white niggas dat be inclined to stay. We gon demand our dollas back n if we dont get it we gon make SURE we get it. ya feel me? If I don't feel u worth it at the end best believe I take my money back. I done fuck escorts before n took my money back cuz they pussy not A-1. I only want A-1 pussy, ya smell me? WTF happen to the A-1 Pussy? nuttin but C league bitches out here.

- D sling

 

[fedor77]

Rooms suck as well...AC running non stop with
small /cramped space

 

[BIGCORN]

U are truly the under-appreciated writer of our times

 

[DickSlinger]

Rooms suck as well...AC running non stop with
small /cramped space

Damn homie how u supposed to be turned on with the AC blastin n your cock n balls shrivelin up? did u at least get a bitch that fuck good?

 

[DickSlinger]

U are truly the under-appreciated writer of our times

I'm tha streeet poet around these boards. I'm liken to Tupac n Nas.

 

[marleymars]

Hate to break it to ya.. Nobody likes you niggaz unless you tossing a ball of some sort. But you are right. The covid scared away the A1 pussy. Slim pickings out there right now.

 

[ralphie]

i find it difficult to read that fake ghetto writing style shit.

 

[DickSlinger]

Hate to break it to ya.. Nobody likes you niggaz unless you tossing a ball of some sort. But you are right. The covid scared away the A1 pussy. Slim pickings out there right now.

Them D1 Hoes ain't gon come back. They got themselve sugar daddies n and only fans. The ho game dead now. Nuttin but left overs.

 

[DickSlinger]

i find it difficult to read that fake ghetto writing style shit.

Nigga u gota learn how 2 read bruh. It easy af to read what i be sayin.

 

[strokemycock]

i find it difficult to read that fake ghetto writing style shit.

I think it adds some spice to the review


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[cupcrazy]

Wait, i thought you already cut off your dick when you were in the mental hospital last year.

 

[c1000]

OK Grandmaster B

 

[DickSlinger]

Wait, i thought you already cut off your dick when you were in the mental hospital last year.

Reattachment surgery. I didnt cut my dick clean off. it was only half way.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Are you a real nigga or just wanna be fake nigga ?

 

[curvluvr]

Are you a real nigga or just wanna be fake nigga ?

Gotta be fake nigga. It takes more effort to write like that than to write properly.

 

[Melting_Point23]

Are they still asking for the room fee (i.e. for 30 mins, $50) at the front and the rest to the girl inside the room (after the deed) or are they asking for 100% of the fee at the door now?

 

[robi22]

Are they still asking for the room fee (i.e. for 30 mins, $50) at the front and the rest to the girl inside the room (after the deed) or are they asking for 100% of the fee at the door now?

The only spa that happened to me was Flirt a few years ago - I left. I'm not paying for someone to walk out and say hi.

If you're that insecure about your talent, then lost me as a customer