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The female gorilla at the local zoo had become irritable and moody. She was examined by a veterinarian.

"She's in season,and needs a mate." he said.

The zoo manager decided to advertise to get someone to have sex with his gorilla and placed an ad in the newspaper.

"Wanted. A male to have sex with a female gorilla - $10,000."

Next day, a guy showed up at the zoo.

"I'll make love to the gorilla on three conditions", he said.

1. I don't have to kiss her.
2. If there's a baby, I won't have to pay support.
3. You'll have to give me a couple of weeks to raise the $10,000."