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Your pm box is full again.... to answer your question, I have plans already thanks.

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After reading Hulkster's thread & his comment that he think he caught the Clap from a straddle bodyslide, I decided to do some research. I've come to the conclusion that if u engage in genital to genital contact with MPAs, its only a matter of time before you catch something. You do...

Lately, I've noticed a rash of stank-onia amonst MP professionals. ***Can someone explain this???*** I wash my weiner, but in order to get some hooch, I got to have some clean pooch. Order in the court!

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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet...