software

Got this in email a long time back, this is hilarious stuff. I have edited this a little to better represent it, only the format is edited the text remains the same. The moral of the exercise is softare professionals are unbeatable at nonsense :lol: :bleh: here it goes this was put...

1. Examine the software packaging until you find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system you need to run the software. It should look something like this: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS 2386 PROCESSOR OR HIGHER 628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM 719.7 MB FREE DISK SPACE 3546 MB RAM 432323 MB...

Hit song of yesteryears, in a modern world twist :ohyeah: :ohyeah: :ohyeah: lets begin... :rofl: Doston .. . . . . GOOD MORNING.......................................................................... Aaj Delivery ka Aakhri Din hain, Aur sabhi ne kuch na kuch file check-in...

Once a smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Ooty in a train.Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train...

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife -...

There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning...

A software engineer was smoking in office. Girl says, Cant you see the warning? "smoking is injurious to health" the engineer says........ ... Any guesses !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! . .. .. .. .. . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am...

A Software Engineer dies in a car accident and finds himself at the heavens door "Pearly Gates". A beautiful music is being played and all angels are dancing around and singing his name. There is a huge crowd and everyone is screaming his name. The engineer is very delighted and surprised...

To all massageplanet members, We will be shutting down the board at midnight for about 30 minutes in order to upgrade it's software. We apologize for the inconvenience. Terminator

To all massageplanet members, We will be shutting down the board at midnight for about 30-45 minutes in order to upgrade it's software to a new version of the bulletin board. We apologize for the inconvenience. Terminator

Ok, so this is my beef: Who the fuck are these people and how the fuck do their brains work? (or not work as the case may be). I'm learning a new software program for my cnc. It says "make component" I make component. Put component into the model tree. I put the component in the model tree...

Horses & Hands: Committed to bringing Intelligent Products & Services to the Equine Practitioner This is a great site for the equine practitioner...lots of great supplies (reference, charts, cards, software for client tracking, field notes, etc).

Just saw the ad for this in massage mag. Looks neat. Anyone using it or tried it out? http://mindbodyonline.com/

Can anyone reccomend their software fro marketing and keeping track of clients? I have looked into Microsoft Publisher for marketing, but don't know where to start for tracking clients and their data. Thanks so much! Kristen

I'm thinking of getting some massage software. I don't need anything super fancy. I won't be doing insurance billing. What I need it to do: Client intake and records Income and expenses Sell and track gift certificates Possible product sales Appointments Other therapists...

I was wondering if anyone uses software for their SOAP notes and charting? Have you had good/bad experience with them? Recommend a certain version? I'd like to upgrade my charting methods and wanted to explore a computer version.

For anyone that uses this software- I'm assuming that you input clients names & addresses into it. Is there an easy way to get those addresses to be printed out on address labels?

I am computer literate, but by far no expert, does anyone know of where I could purchase software to help me write and email a monthly newsletter to my clients.

I have been downloading a few samples of massage software. I have looked at Massage Office verion 2.2, Massage Manager, and one more that the name escapes me. I like pieces of each, but over all seem to like Massage Manager the best. Please...someone tell the future student (starting Sept. 13th)...