Jeeeezuz h chryste on a Chinese shrimp cracker! I havenโt seen a bunch of Nancies bitch and moan this much since my aunt Sally raised her prices at the neighbourhood Tupperware club.
Howโs this sound? Sheโs easily one of the finest things to ever cross yer filthy, porn-addled excuse for brains and itโs juuuust galling you that she wonโt return your desperate texts let alone mustard your tiny wieners. Or else how do you explain all this? Yeah, thatโs it, you obviously think you missed the gravy train but in actuality it never carried any gravy or even left the station.
Awwww, so the lonely, bitter misogynists have go back to Leoโs List for nasty, skeezy, sloppy 2nds (more like 342nds) or jerk off in the bathroom (donโt forget to turn the fan on!) with wifeyโs Nivea cream while she falls asleep in front of the tv, bored and unfulfilledโagain.
Shit, man, sheโs a sweet 25 y.o. girl who gets paid whatever she wants, whenever she wants and for doing as little as she wantsโฆ and they keep on lining up for more. Sounds like sheโs doing something right, doesnโt it? Itโs called free market capitalism and sheโs killing it. So fuck off if you donโt like it and go pick on yer shit stain kids instead of this young girl, who btw is actually someoneโs child and has to explain to her parents why sheโs the online target of uncalled for speculation and bullying by a bunch pervert losers twice her age who unfortunately got bored with the local corner skanks.
Hereโa a thought: put down your sticky phones, shower (with soap), put on your one and only decent outfit, come up from your parentsโ basement, go to a bar (donโt forget to prep the roofies first), pretend you have a personality and meet a girl like the semi-normal guys you always wanted to be. Or is that too much work for you? Yโall make me ashamed to have a dick.
P.S. If all you can muster for a retort is โsimp,โ โwhite night,โ or โbetaโ then go for it and prove youโre the unoriginal, unimaginative, dropout-dimwits the ladies have been calling you your entire lives. And I couldnโt actually give a shit cuz guess whoโs keeping company with that magnificent lady and whoโs not?