With very low traffic in forum these days, don't think I need to add statutory warnings anymore.. For the new members, cautionary note, my posts are very random and don't add any new info !!
It had been nearly 5 months since my last visit , which was not an exciting trip due to LE activites, bar closing by 9.30, not enough girls, big increase in alcohol cost,but as saying goes, a monger is for life, so grabbed the first opportunity to visit NM.
Other than bar opening hours all other issues from last visit still exists ! Yet, it was exciting and satisfying trip as had chance to meet Bond, AlwaysAshwin, LK69, Anna, Mayur, Mark, ILTM, Devil, and first time PC as well. True patrons of the art !!
Started day one with usual queens visit. I was the first customer, only 2 girls (1 girl and 1 woman pretending to be a girl) were there due to miladunnabi celebration. System has changed, you need to pay upfront at the counter for service as well. Charged 4K, 2K counter and 2K for FS. Counter charges , 30% inflation ! Paid up for Riya. Girl must have read Queens standard operating procedure manual very well, as received all the service you would expect from queens masseuse !! She was bit surprised that I refused DFK, told her about being uncomfortable knowing that that tongue would have explored some dark holes ! Deed done in sprint fashion, shower, dress, tip, exit.
Taking Inder's lead, Queens Funometer - 6/10.
We went to Mayur around 5, first floor, inner room. Not many had turned up,, usual Mayur stuff, released my built up groping urge with few who sat with us, witnessed few dental check-ups happening at few tables, with dentist using 'tong'ue effectively, was happy that things are normal !! Nothing much to write about, still my favourite place to start the evening !
Funometer - 8
Reached Deepika around 7. Big let down, only two were on floor, unable to categorise them girls or aunties, were in the cusp of going outside aunty range ! Bond joined, it was more fun bromancing with him than with available girls. After 2 beers , decided to leave, black coat brought a girl ( one with 3 butterflies tatooed on her kamar), she played her song and danced, okaish, she did give a good try, but we were not able to enjoy as there was no one else to look around ! Left by 8. Probably around 12-15 girls at this time, still not the usual volume !
Funometer - 4
Walked to RM. Not sure if the sign boards, facade, extension are all new since my last visit, if so, shows signs of prosperity! Wasn't wrong as the place was packed with both girls and patrons. Got a table to the right side of the bar and soon Ashwin joined us.
RM is probably the bar equivalent of Aldi/ Lidl supermarkets of Europe ! While a typical supermarket offers variety of choices and thereby confusing customers what to chose, like Aldi/Lidl having mostly their own brand and less choice, RM has pretty much standardised their wares. To get a job, you need to be young, rajasthani, slim, proper DB attire, even if you can't dance, try and when required, have to go for entry !! Yes, they all differ in facial features, but I am pretty sure if you mask 10 random girls and line up, it will be hard to differentiate who is who!! Ofcourse there are boobologists and Kamarists amongst us, who identify even by a small mole (yes, hole as well !), but for someone with 4eye vision like me, they all look same and most importantly, beautiful even when not drunk !! Also make me wonder, what happens to these girls when they are past the max age limit? I have seen girls move between bars, but have not come across RM girl going to Kishor or Ramesh.. probably they make good money and settle !!
Made 4-5 girls dance, scared few of them by joining them on floor, 500-1000 per song, few beers later, happy exit..
Funometer - 8
Reached Rasna around 9.30 The place, along with, boobs, hips, bums were all heaving as usual. Luckily got a table in inner room, Ashwin and MK settled with their PYTs and I with two bombs. As in size not necessarily looks.. Some heavy heaving !! One considerate patron moved so that I could sit on the stool and after an hour of intimate dances, some twirking and grinding by bombs damaging my pelvic area slightly, decided to move. Not much damage to purse though. High VFM place.
Funometer - 7
Reached Race, ran into Anna and Mayur, fresh from twirk memory, twirked for them for aaj ki raat, bastards only threw kisses and not money, so knocked their drinks and escaped !
Race is definitely good, the key issue is lighting. For every song, the disco light is on and it is very hard to make out which girl danced for what. But the place seems to be the goto place and was full on all 3 days. Very young girls, so be cautious. Unlike RM, quite a few said they cannot dance and not making effort as well, and with nearly 60-70 girls, I doubt half of them make any money. If you like pyts, and not care much about dance, this is the place. Not sure of entry score. As usual played Tyrion's playlist for an hour or so. 500-1000 per song.. Once they know you are paying, even if less given , they stand around to catch more in the net ! Made 4-5 girls dance, around 10 songs, happy exit again..
Funometer - 8
Quick dinner at Krishna, ran into LK69, asked for spa tips as alternative to queens, man rattled some 10 spa names, each with its own usp. This guy is encyclopaedia of NM spas, wish i had noted it down, unable to remember most of it now!!
Went to Sona on my own.. If like me you too wonder what happens to RM girl when they reach 30, probably they cross the road and join Sona.. what happened to this place? Wish mgmt spent as much effort on quality of girls as they did to renovate the place.. and whatever happened to OB dress code? Where are the shimmering white, dazzling shades of pastel, red wine ghagras', olive green lehengas?? It was a sea of black and mostly single piece.. Maybe patrons taste have changed. To watch aaj ki raat danced by girl in black single piece on pointed stilletos, is not my vision of OB (thankfully and grateful for that, ILTM compensated the disappointment and restored my faith on OB girls with starnight experience on last day, amazing..) ..
6 songs, 90 min and 13k later, sad exit..
Funometer - 3
Overall, fantastic trip, can't wait to return. As always, appreciation of MK goes without saying. Jai NM, Jai Maharastra !!
Regards
Basu
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