dance bars in navi mumbai

[mumbaikadon]

Ah, the joys of having a Dasi on call. Am missing those days. Need to visit NM more frequently to hunt for a new daasi.

yes Dasi. She shoulh suck , massage , shaving private hair.

 

[themonger]

Chat GPT ke maa ki Aankh !!!

seriously bro....extra long, peppered with Tharoor's english....are we still discussing massage, bar girls and sex!!

 

[Bond_007]

Hello Mumbai


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[keveldude]

Suncity service bar Thane.
Took Babita very nice girl smooth and good. Kissed her. Took her for night , massage , shaving , choda choda ......After a long time got one DASI whom i would like to keep for many years.


Damage 5 k

sirjee which SB is good in Thane? Tried Mumbai Palace and Amrapali only in which Mumbai Palace experience with Shabana was good and Amrapali was waste.

 

[Windsor]

Guys any Update on NM bars regarding closing and section as elections are coming? Friends will be here and need to take them..

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[Bond_007]

Guys any Update on NM bars regarding closing and section as elections are coming? Friends will be here and need to take them..

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Currently in Ulhasnagar Bars!
They told section will get tight by 01-Nov


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[themonger]

Guys any Update on NM bars regarding closing and section as elections are coming? Friends will be here and need to take them..

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all operational as of now, but most DBs closing by 11.30, only Ramesh DB (in the garb of those pathetic 4-5 OB girls) operating till 3am.

 

[Windsor]

Few DMs asking about other bars we visited in this trip, so summary below. Statutory warning still valid and applies !


Day 2

Kishore, Bhoir, RM, Race, Kings, Kapal, Ramesh

Day 3

Mayur, Rasna, Race, Starcity, Starnight

Day 4

Mayur, RM, Laila, Sai Darbar, Ramesh


Kishore - Kurukshetra of bars ! Battle was fought, philosophical discourses made, life lessons taught , all in the background of discarded tissues on floor!!

Still a pargana of bengal, probably portrait of mamta didi in make-up room, who knows maybe indian foreign affairs for Bangladesh having a small office in the back to process visa enquiries, bengali medium school...

Still has continuous feeder of new girls, who from a simple rural girl transform to a kishor professional faster than a larvae metaphors, overseen by mama-sans like anita, preeti, rani etc. on kishorifcation of new girl

Still MK finds those hidden larvaes (just on newness, not looks !!) and moulds them to butterflies..Managed to sit with a newbie with botoxified reardom. Plump..

Still has Past prime ones loitering near toilets (or whatever those two are for pissing), to catch an unsuspecting drunk to spleen some boni, outside tables filled with bored and anxious painted gieshas, once you give more than the going rate, next time force sit and mark the territory..

Still has Waiters, maybe from Udupi veg restaurant background, so fast in table service and expect similar fast drink and exit from you, else, half raised hand for another bottle every 5 min, never miss an opportunity to get double boni during shift change, always in harrassed state, and harrass customers as well..

Still patronised by white shirt local councillors, expecting reverence from everyone, 50+ like me seeking corner tables to relive the past and relieve , haggle on everything, teach newbies on how to be shameless...

Still the same stuffy, smoky, unhygienic, customer unfriendly, health hazardous place..


Still a FUN place.


Funometer - 7


My personal opinion is that any newcomer to bar scene must get baptised here atleast once !!


Bhoir - Avoid. But don't avoid the vada pav stall behind the bar or on the oppoaite lane. Over the years, like many other items, size has gone small and price have gone up, but still tastes good, a quick fix place for late evening, pre dinner peckishness..


RM -not much changed in a day, except on day 2, kaju kismis were added to snack pack, black coat acknowledging our spending has reached kaju level?!! Thats

Usual routine followed, call DJ, request song, select some girl, watch the dance along with her on the mirror, get a fake surprise expression from her when you join, spend 1k on song and for next one, get pulled by herself to the floor.. business as usual.. I think there are 4 types here.. leaders, aspirants, laggards and scanners. girls from previous night spend quota, stand in first row as leaders, girls who recognise you from previous visits or want to grab a share as aspirants, those who are like what's the point of spending the energy, take me up and get the deed done and those who continuosly move around to catch the bakhra of the day.. i switch between aspirant and scanners and invariably the next day they are on the first row ! RM girls by far have the best memory!!


Funometer - 9. Liking this place !!



Race - still an 8 on funometer scale. Unlike other bars, the girls don't come and shake your hands , do they? If they do, atleast you can assume that you have made them dance and look for someone, otherwise in that light setting it was difficult !! In a sea of carrom boards (nitin gadkari must give specification for his roads as most race girls chest.. smooth and flat..), found a green goddess with perfect double speed breakers.. after an hour of bumpy ride, decided to go to Kings.. on the way out met anna and mayur , who suggested Kapal instead..


Decided to stop enroute for short time at Kings. As many have said, it is mostly 'point and collect' place.. even before we settled , black coat hinted that all we need to do is ask ! If dance is a priority, definitely deepika, RM, whitehouse, Race, Kapal are much better places.. Liked one pyt, asked to dance on few songs, no resistance to hold and dance with her, paid 500 per song.. problem was with dj, he asked for 100 per song, then didn't play any song fully..


Speaking of DJs does anyone see similarity of Rasna, RM, Laila DJs? If they are brothers/ related, then they have cornered a very lucrative market !!


Funometer - 4


Reached Kapal around 11. Best floor design I would say if you manage to get centre seats. It is a rectangular compartment with seats on two sides and therefore all girls need to stand facing only one side. Unlike the multi aisled RM or labyrinth that is Race, this compartment structure means mongers can scan all girls without need to move around and more importantly you get lot of free dance shows from other tables !


Girls are definitely of better quality , one girl was making continuous eye contact, looked as if she was on an air jordan and ready to jump anytime !


Called her for a song..


15 songs and closing time at 2ish, she was the last one to leave. More than the girl, DJ wanted to take my number !!


Probably my first time I asked only 1 girl to dance, against usual 4-5. I wouldn't rate her dancing skills as exceptional, but it was the personality and eagerness to please that caught us offguard (too much alcohol didn't help either !). As songs progressed, so was closeness, and when oh baba kiss me played, had a mini vip moment!! If there is a vip room in kapal, wouldn't mind spending sometime there with her !! Unfortunately no marked visuals to explain who it is..



Funometer -9. Purely a personal rating with considerable external factors, alcohol being primary!!


It was quite late to go for dinner, so dragged MK to Ramesh.At that time it was sardined with no place to sit.. after 10 min got a seat and thats all i could remember clearly, with some vagueness of handing money to a tanned , ever smiling cutie on stage.. Looks like i may have been more generous as on last day visited again and got surrounded by bhaajiwalis from nearby junta market who were on night shift at ramesh and whom i seem to have tipped ! Seriously considering maverick way of no drinking or less drinking!!


Have fun guys...On those DMs about entry, sorry friends, I am not the person. In last 1 and 1/2 years, took only 3 for entry. From SB resto, kishor and Mayur..I am very sure I paid more than market rate, so don't ask !! Spa visits has made me lazy to do any, maybe next time will ditch spa and focus on getting a DB girl out of office hours !!


Regards

Basu

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More than the girl, DJ wanted to take my number !! Can't stop laughing at this line..

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[mumbaikadon]

sirjee which SB is good in Thane? Tried Mumbai Palace and Amrapali only in which Mumbai Palace experience with Shabana was good and Amrapali was waste.

Thane no SB's are good all overpriced. I go only to hunt the fish and then i eat for whole year or until i am bored and then hunt again. I do not understand collecting lot of numbers from SB's , once you get some one you need to eat her properly. For me i eat her atleast for 3 months. On first time on bed you will not get that performance but as you go for 3rd , 4th time lot of things open.

But be careful in this do not fall in love or get addicted. I remember one bengali i was so addictied of her sex. Every month i wanted to visit her. She was very cunning , when she knew i was getting bored with her , she used to offer threesome with some young girl. I became so addictive at one moment i did not like to have sex at home. She has left bangladesh forever . I have found a new bird now and i think she matches to my old addiction . Lets see how it goes.


Every month going to SB is not fun personally for me. DB is a different thing its addictive.

 

[Maverick2]

Last Tuesday, 3 visits.....

Started with Bumper Bar near Sandhurst station. Went in at 9.
Not a big set up with girls of range 4 or 5. No match for NM. Kinda mid range DB feeling with OB price. Left at 10 with one coffee.

Next stop at SC after 3 months to watch the sexy spec wearing who was rrferred by a monger friend . But the one in short western wear was there.

SC always disappoints me...donno why. Though partners and black coats kept asking why I am giving SC a miss. Felt good. DJ guy is known to me. He went around telling a few girls pointing at me. I usually feel awkward when so many girls try to entice you.
Priya as usual was insisting for dance. But then a known girl from SONA /VIP Bar put forth her frnd. Both were looking hot with revealing choli. Vanita was her name.
Quite a sultry lips and a knack to rub her big booty and bouncy boobs while dancing on
ANGREZI BEAT.
Other guys were holding hands to get close to dancers and here she is rubbing me with myself not holding her. Other guys asked me whether I am a regular there.
Left at 11:30.
While going out, Bebo guys just pulled me inside. It was so empty that I left immediately.

Next looked for my regular 's car which was not there. So called her and she vdo called me from her home. Told me to enjoy SN. But I showed her me leaving the area.

Called my Ghungroo babe who responded immediately. Here the scenario was totally different from Belapur bars. It was choc a bloc with cash flowing everywhere.
My girl showed me a new thing.... Beads counter on her finger. Last time she showed the mala with 64 beads which she counts whenever she is in stress. It is always in her car.
Enjoyed 2 songs. One guest showered 10k on her on my song
TARAS. I spent 1.5 k and here I was enjoying with her .

Left at 1:15 with bar full with ppl and around 16 gals.
Never seen Ghungroo so full.. Enjoyed there the most which I least expected.

 

[Joe love]

Suncity service bar Thane.
Took Babita very nice girl smooth and good. Kissed her. Took her for night , massage , shaving , choda choda ......After a long time got one DASI whom i would like to keep for many years.


Damage 5 k

Any one, any idea on timings ? I m thinking of visiting at 4..

 

[Maverick2]

Last Friday, had a dhamaal 2 hour evening with a Discord grp of 15 mongers at Rasna.
10 downstairs owning the total floor on ground floor and 5 owning the wall side middle and right tables with both steel chairs owned by our team with one member particularly buried among melons.
Even with left shoulder pain, had to abide my grp wish for a dance on
DHANNON KI ANKHON MEIN remix.

Grp wanted me to join for OB stint after that which I declined due to shoulder pain to which a Discord admin quipped that I am surely going to end up at OB.

And exactly that happened. While filling gas in the Palm Beach corner station, saw multiple messages from an old girl begging me to come to VIP Bar at Belapur.
Even one floor manager was texting me for long.
So visited the place. It was new but now renovated again and in a much bigger avatar.

As usual, some known OB gals from Madhuban and MH43 started to hit at me. Ignored them. Waited for my old girl and made her dance on my new liked song TARAS.

And in between dance , saw a girl in maroon lehenga smiling coyish at me.

Asked her to dance on one song. She refused. DJ, who knew me from BEBO, tried to make her dance but then she refused. So walked up to her and called her at stage and told her nicely LET'S DANCE and there she was on the floor on my song.

Funny thing that at the end of the song, one of her blouse clips fell off but she kept on to which I stopped and told her to adjust with her frnds.
2 more dances and she tells me to call her next day when I come.

Donno when will it happen but she is a good dancer.

The place has become bigger and brighter with floor space competing that of Shempegne and Ikon. Sound is still best at Shempegne.
And girls are a plenty with no aunty visible.

 

[inder007]

Looks like will get a another chance to be in NM starting 13-16 Nov. But have heard there are a of lot dry days in November.
Any one has any idea?

 

[Maverick2]

Looks like will get a another chance to be in NM starting 13-16 Nov. But have heard there are a of lot dry days in November.
Any one has any idea?

12, 18th and 19th November.

So u have ur days.

 

[inder007]

12, 18th and 19th November.

So u have ur days.

Thanks a ton!

 

[Aaraav]

It seems some of the good Fatakas have left for their hometown for Diwali.

For those who have managed to keep few in hand. Bajate raho.

Happy Diwali guys.

 

[deepaknt]

Wish you all Happy and prosperous Diwali. May God keep you away from Viagra, steroids, Have so healthy life that you do not have premature ejaculation and disfunction while mongering.
May god keep you away from Nazneen in Bar Race, Mona from Raj Mahal and Anjali from Nightingale and many more nagging bitches of perspective Bars.


Enjoy Mongering

---- DeeP

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