Met Blossom, the new FS girl @ E4A downtown. A very mediocre experience overall. Maybe one of the more negative experiences in my short mongering lifetime.
PROS: Pictures are accurate. She is super busty. Her face is plain. Not super done up like the average kmp girl, but imo nothing attractive. She does bbbj and lfk. She speaks perfect English, born in the US, so communication was not a problem. Very easy to chat with. That’s pretty much where the Pro’s kind of end.
CONS: May have been my fault and I kept encouraging it, but she just kept talking. The transition from conversation to the actual service was awkward. She asked me what I wanted, and I told her the typical experience at kmp’s which start with a massage and we progress from there. She then admitted that she doesn’t do good massages (wtf?), so I told her to skip that. Then we just laid there, like couple of HS kids having sex for the first time and not knowing what the next move is. There was no soft touch whatsoever. She then says that she's going to get started and just dove into my crotch. The bbbj was meh. I’m no longer the sprite 18yr old who can get an instant woody at anything so it took a little while to get mini me awake. Midway into it, she went and asked “Do you think you’re ready to go?” I was barely erect but by then I was pretty dejected by the experience already and just said I was. I had to stroke the little guy a bit to get him ready. Started with doggie to mish and the whole time her eyes were closed tight like a virgin getting her cherry popped for the first time. Finished up quickly and started to make my escape. After I was done, she got up and put her lingerie back on and I had to clean up for myself. Asked for the shower, skipped the TS that I usually enjoy (her initial TS was lackluster, no real cleaning just kinda spritz my body with water), cleaned up myself and went back to the room. After giving her the donation, she counted it in front of me saying “let me take out the mamasan’s half” as if I couldn’t figure out she was making sure not to be stiffed. I walked out, alone, pretty unsatisfied.
During our conversation, she admitted that she was working at two locations. Her other spot doesn’t know of her doings with E4A and she tells me that said location is pretty protective of her since she said she’s a bit of a commodity there (not sure how considering the service, but I guess it's because she's a big boobed asian). She also mentioned that she wants to create a website to gauge client response to improve her service (like $Bill's site) so that may become an issue when her other location finds out she’s working out of two places. She also tells me that she started in January, which I felt should’ve been sufficient time to develop some sort of “skill set” for this industry. It could be that she’s not exposed to the kmp scene and I’m a little spoiled by that level of service, but I was not happy with Blossom and can’t recommend her to any of my fellow mongers till she improves her service.
Wil: I may have been an isolated situation or our chemistry wasn’t there, but I would suggest you have a convo with her and explain the ins and outs of your operation and the level of service you expect from your employees.