Spa AD Hawaii health spa / kingston rd.&McCowan rd./ 416-261-8088

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa: 4162618088
Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,

Host: linda & lily

Subject: noodle story

After 90 minutes massage ,one customer said that his body was so light , feel like a wet noodle, this remind me a noodle story.
Here we go:
One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the clock and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? I wish this ️ clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me concentrate on blowing it out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say that I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!
One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day that spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized his voice and I was surprised that he came back to me, because i said noodle hurt his feelings.
I reminded myself, be very careful , avoid noodle matter, avoid noodle!

Wecome him in with a big hug.
When i started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle avoid noodle ...
then he started talking about noodle self-deprecatingly: he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" linda, you are too much patient today, I know I give you hard time, you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.
Lily and linda work here today, wellcome to have a 4 hands massage, your happiness and healthiness are our priority goals.
Tel: 416-261-8088

 

[shakenbake]

Have you ladies encountered any curved like banana-shaped cocks? How about zucchinis

Eggplants are where it’s at, man. Get with the program.


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[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa
#7-3110 kingston rd. Scarborough, ON m1m 1p2
Host: Eva & linda

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Host : Eva and linda

Not so many girls who work in spa could speak good English , either writing as well, girls who work in a registered massage field, they speak good English , but they don't have those sexal topics to make a story.

To me( linda), I want to write down stories that happen in our spa, to feed back people, and also English is my second language, it is not easy to write down a sexal story that not so dirty but still funny , I don't discover people's provicy, when people read my stories , if they are happy and laughing, I will be happy , This is my original intention.

Meanwhile , I (linda) am a professional masseur. I can relieve people's pain and other discomfort symptoms, and also provide some other services, after my massage, people has no pain leave with smiling face, i will be very happy.

We have two girls work here each day,here is our schedule for this week:
Thursday: Eva & linda
Friday: Eva & linda
Saturday: Cindy & linda
Sunday: Cindy & linda
BTW: COCO COME FROM CHINA, SHE WILL WORK THIS COMONG MONDSY ONLY
Linda is a professional masseur, she can help with any health issues and will give good opinions to stay healthy, she is good at bbjcim too.

wellcome to our spa, here is your best choice, why don't you come to hawaii health spa to get a professional body care and a satisfied ending to reward your hard work? your happiness and healthiness are our priority goals .
Thank you very much !
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[snoopdoggie]

Eggplants are where it’s at, man. Get with the program.


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Now how do you get an eggplant into a vagina? You're going to make her pussy really sore. Carrots, zucchini, bananas and cucumbers, in my opinion would be the best cock shapes.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Hawaii Health Spa
#7-3110 kingston rd. Scarborough, ON m1m 1p2
Host: Eva & linda

: 4162618088

Host : Eva and linda

Not so many girls who work in spa could speak good English , either writing as well, girls who work in a registered massage field, they speak good English , but they don't have those sexal topics to make a story.

To me( linda), I want to write down stories that happen in our spa, to feed back people, and also English is my second language, it is not easy to write down a sexal story that not so dirty but still funny , I don't discover people's provicy, when people read my stories , if they are happy and laughing, I will be happy , This is my original intention.

Meanwhile , I (linda) am a professional masseur. I can relieve people's pain and other discomfort symptoms, and also provide some other services, after my massage, people has no pain leave with smiling face, i will be very happy.

We have two girls work here each day,here is our schedule for this week:
Thursday: Eva & linda
Friday: Eva & linda
Saturday: Cindy & linda
Sunday: Cindy & linda
BTW: COCO COME FROM CHINA, SHE WILL WORK THIS COMONG MONDSY ONLY
Linda is a professional masseur, she can help with any health issues and will give good opinions to stay healthy, she is good at bbjcim too.

wellcome to our spa, here is your best choice, why don't you come to hawaii health spa to get a professional body care and a satisfied ending to reward your hard work? your happiness and healthiness are our priority goals .
Thank you very much !
: 4162618088

I have a question for you ladies. Do you find that ejaculate from most men tastes OK, or do you find most to taste bitter? Do you have any suggestions on how to make it taste better?

 

[Linda lovely]

Happy Friday !
Hawaii health spa
Unit 7 , 3110 kingston rd. Scarborough, m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

Host: Eva & linda

Do you know how I blew this guy 3 times cum within 30 minutes?
Here we go:
First time do the blow job at very begining , cum , turn over , face down massage, waiting for the second wave, this second one takes time to wait, when we feel ok, we do the second cum, the third wave cum doesn't need wait at all, just cum right behind the second one, do you want to know the detail? I am proud of the third cum come actually.
Wellcome the third wave really need a lot of skills, the cum feeling could go away in very very tiny actions, when I did 2ed blowjob again, I blew blew blew blew blew...when the second sperm come out, don't stop blew , don't try to spit it out, continue blew blow blew blow blew blow ....quiet blew blow blew blow...even sperm bobble out off mouth too much, but don't stop, couldn't stop, continue blow blow, then the third wave just came right after the second one!
Then spit it out together, too much full !
Wellcome to our spa , get a professional body care and a satisfied ending, your happiness and healthiness are our first goals, thank you very much for caring and supporting us, we do appreciate it from botton of out heart. I think hawaii health spa is your best choice.

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[shakenbake]

Now how do you get an eggplant into a vagina? You're going to make her pussy really sore. Carrots, zucchini, bananas and cucumbers, in my opinion would be the best cock shapes.

Long thin eggplants .

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[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa
#7-3110 kingston rd. Scarborough m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

Subject: FROSTBITE

One of my close friend got frostbite after the 60cm snow storm in 2022, I couldn't go visit him at beginning because of the bad trafic, when I went his place, saw his finger was double bigger than normal and hand swollen ,he was in too much pain: bent his back holding his arm in front of his chest, his face shew he was in very very pain, i massaged two area whitch related frostbite area right away, as soon as i finished massage, i could see his pain relieved, I felt that he was in a very dangerous situations, I told him:" Roy, you come with me, come to my home, your finger is purple colour, is dying, go with me, let me massage you as more as possible, " I drove him to my home, I massaged him one time before i go to work, i massage him second time when i finished work back home, he walked to spa i massaged him again, massage as more times as possible, let his body work fast. he took antibiotics and pain killers, while I was massaging him, he felt less pain, so I let him stop taking pain killers, under my care, his situations were improving very very fast, he told me that he didn't have bowel movement for few days ,Because taking antibiotics made him lose appetite, i massaged more the point about his stomach, finally he told me that he had a black bowel movement, he was so scared ,didn't know what happened, he said that he never had black bowel movement like that in his life, I told him that it was a good news, because he explored in the extreme cold weather, we can see the outside injuries, but we can't see the injuries inside his body, the black bowel movement shew the injuries inside his body moved out, I was trying to do my job giving him as more massage as I could and was keeping his hand warmer wrapping a warm red bean bag, we could see that it was recovering very vety fast... then he started complaining said that Google said can't massage the frost bite, refused massage, I told him that I didn't massage the bite area, I massage the switches that control the bite area, let his body circulation work ...but he is stubborn, I told him:" if you don't want me massage you, you can go home, your finger is safe now", I still keep the messages we text before. When he back his home he told me it was very cold there , he came back , I continue masssge him as more as I can.
On one Tuesday, He went see the frostbite specialist by appointment, the specialist was very surprised! Said don't know what he do, he recovered so good, very very good, he call me said that maybe it is because my massage help, I said :" 100% ",he trust doctor's adjustment and he listened to the doctor's words before he affirmed my work.
This is the first time that I deal with the frostbite case in my career, I am very happy that I made the right decision drove him to my home.
when he help me do my patio, I told him:" Roy, if you lose the finger, when you help me doing things , how my feeling would be? I will feel guilty in my life, not because my fault, I will feel guilty because my carelessness "
We become very very close friends, he will never ever stab behind me like someone else !

Thanks everyone supporting our business, I am here for you! I can deal any kind of healthy issues.

 

[Linda lovely]

Happy Tuesday !

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd.
Scarborough ON, m1m 1p2
: 416-261-8088
Host: Eva & linda

Carrot cock is really not a legend

Eva is new to massage field, we talked about cocks , I told her that I have one customer named Alen, he has a big cock like carrot , I even can't circle it with my two hands put together " and I told her that I haven't see him for a while .
Eva said:" oh !? could be that big?!"
I said:" yes, but it is on the bottom , not all the way that big"
Eva said" oh!? "
It seemed that she has no idea about how big that cock could be.
we ended this conversation quickly.
Alen came in one day, I told Eva :"it is him, the carrot cock one."
After Eva finished his 30 minutes massage, She told me :" carrot cock is not a tale actualy "
She added:"and it is so difficult to make it cum"
I said "like the way pulling out big carrots, hahaha "
When Alen came in the third time, Eva was busy with other customer ,Alan wanted Eva, he told me that he had lower back pain, wanted me massage first, Eva does services after, I said :"ok"
while I was massaging Alan, one call in, it is my regular, he told me that he is coming in 10 minutes , I told Eva that after i finished massage , she do the services part .
While I was waiting for the 10 minutes customer coming (actually he came way late then 10 minutes), another handsome guy came in, he asked Eva too, but Eva was busy with the carrot one, I told him to wait for Eva about 15 minutes.
He use to do 4 hands with me and Eva, so I gave him a bj while he was waiting for Eva , he told me:"hey linda , don't make me cum yet, I want Eva, I said " yes, we waiting for Eva, as soon as Eva in , you explose " while I was blowing joking playing with this cock , Eva was still pulling carrot in the other room, I know it is a hard job to pull out that carrot cock, I felt pity on her .
At the same time, this one told me: linda blow me faster , I am cuming "
I said :"you don't wait for Eva?
He said:" no no I don't have much time, I am cuming "

As soon as he dressed up left, my apointment guy came in, Eva was still pulling carrot in the other room, I felt pity on her more .
Later Eva told me : "he is so much difficult to cum, oh I feel that I was pulling carrot out exhausting and with little tips"
While Eva telling me that, i told Eva that i already did two customers and got good tips [偷笑][偷笑].
I song a child song :" Pull the pull the , oh oh oh, I can't pull it out, little cat, come quickly, help me pull the "
Eva said:" linda, you are bad, you don't help me pulling carrot, hahahaha "
Our spa schedule:
Monday: Coco & linda
Tueaday: Eva & linda
wendesday: lily & linds
Thursday: Eva & linda
Friday: Eva & linda
Saturday: Cindy & linda
Sunday: Coco & linda

My dears, this carrot cock story in my mind for a while, I write it down today, hope this story could make you guys laughing and happy , your happiness and healthiness are our first goals, we are here wishing you a:
Happy Lunar New Year
We are open during holiday
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[Linda lovely]

Happy Lunar New Year!

Hawaii health spa
Unite 7, 3110 kingston rd. Scarborough m1m 1p2
Telephone : 4162618088

Host: Lily & linda

Another funny story:
I have one client, he has a German Shepperd dog, only 7 months old, his name is Lucky, he is a very very handsome boy and his dad told me that he knows rhat he is very handsome too, dad bring him go to school once a week, one day Lucky's dad came to my home to get a massage after picking him up from school, I welcomed them in, customer got ready to have a massage and Lucky was sitting on the floor just right beside his dad's left arm, he sat there the position was the best pot that can see his dad completely, he was sitting there quiet and alert, i saw that he was trying to pretect his dad in any second, whenever the upstairs people made any noise, Lucky making en en en sound mentioned that I am here with my dad, I am protecting my dad," he was so good manners protecting his dad but didn't make any barking noise.

After I finished massage his dad's back and asked him to flip over, I started to gave him a blow job, I was blowing blowing blowing and blowing, but when he cum he started laughing, I felt so stranger and turned back asked :" why you laughing?"
He said:" Lucky is looking at me, worring about me, he think that I am dying ... ", I turned around and looked at Lucky's face, he was siting there quietly, nothing different.
when I was doing my blow job, my face was facing Lucky dad's feet , I couldn't see how Lucky's face looked like and how his expressions looked like either ,at that moment, I thought If his dad was in a dangerous situation, he would know what to do definitely, but when his dad's cum , the cuming expression confused him, poor dog!
I always imagine that how Lucky's expression would be while he was looking his dad cum face at the moment , maybe that is the only moment in his life to see how his dad cum face and wondering why?
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