I give you the narrative that I choose. For others I am Black or Chinese, I am fat or skinny, I am Christian or Muslim, I am young or old, I have one handle or I have many handles, I am rich or poor, I am gay or straight. In your case you prefer the language, comprehension, sexual orientation and grammar narrative.
You seem cerebrate that I am not perspicacious, that I am poorly edified and that I do not understand English. The woebegone part is that you have no conception that you are being manipulated. Bwhahahahaha
Sorry I meaned to say that you are being smarter then me is. lol