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JoeSakic
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User since 26 Aug 2004 - 94 posts
Posted on 26 Aug 2004 at 01:47.39 PM
This place has small rooms with shower, Rates are $50/h The receptionist is friendly, only Valerie was available...
Valerie
She is in her 30's, blond, slim, not that pretty, a-b cup, Gives a good professional massage that gets more n more sensual as it goes on, she doesn't talk much during the massage, finishes the massage with hj that was way above average, did not try for extra. I would recommend her if your not in the mood for extras. She doesn't ask for a tip but I usually tip her $20-$30
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JoeSakic
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User since 26 Aug 2004 - 94 posts
Posted on 19 Jan 2005 at 08:09.04 AM
Alina
thought I was gonna get the manager Leena but it was another women named alina. She has short blond hair, she is not tall and a little chubby around the waist, big b cup breast, around 40 years old, I didn't find her attractive. The massage was average, the finish was below average. I wouldn't repeat
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john cena
VIP
Posted on 29 Aug 2005 at 02:14.13 PM
JOSETTE
saturday i called up to see who was working
ive been told and nice and sexy haitian named josette was there.
decided to book and appointmement.
The girl is 22yo, nice face, nice body, dressed with jean and a regular shirt, nothing sexy. she told me she started 2 week ago, and it look real since she was a bit shy, not much a talker. she need time in the business.
The massage part was really good, she had good and strong hand. she was a long time on my back, i was afraid she would not do the rest of the body, but after a while, she did leave my back and do my legs. she never did my arms ;(.
close to the end she ask me if i wanted the HJ, i asked her how much, she told me 30 to 60$, it is like you want, i asked if there where a difference between paying 30 or 60, she reply not there no difference.
Hj was slow and relax, good but nothing special.
of course left 30$ as tip, entrance was 50$.
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spartacus
Platinum
Located in montreal
User since 05 Jun 2004 - 205 posts
Posted on 30 Aug 2005 at 04:24.01 PM
Hi bike
nice review.
how are the rooms etc clean? showers?
did you feel that the tip was 30.00 straight or did you think that 60 would have been an investment in future mileage?
would you repeat.
I have passed this place a few times and was curious to go in.
Sparty.
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SkyDiver
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User since 12 Jul 2005 - 103 posts
Posted on 15 Sep 2005 at 06:37.19 PM
Take one and THE LAST ONE, believe me.
Warning: this review contains some materials that may not be suitable for people with great taste.
Ok here is my story. I passed by Ciel Blue and they were all blue. I knocked on the door, hmm no one and it is about 1:00pm. Then I call then at 723 6666 then again no one, I am wondering if they are closed? Anyway I called Lotus and the usual were there Sylvie, Maya and Jessica and in the evening Kim will join the gang. So nothing new theyโre the same old girls for the last god knows how many months. Didnโt feel like Abandon for the high $$ tips and the cameras from the rooms to spa to on my butt cheeks. Isis, too far from were I was so I said letโs try this dรฉtente soleil; since they are close to a real physiotherapy clinic, they must be good at massage part. So I park my car right in front (you donโt have to pay, no park-o-meter) and step in to the dรฉtente. I was welcome by a nice chubby blonde and the rest goes like this.
Me: Hi
Her: Khallo, for khow long you vant de massage?
Me: For 45min and how many ladies are working today?
Her: Dree incklooding me (with a big smile and a wink to me)
Me: (OK, it is the time to make the decision and I have to make it very fast. Option numero uno: pay the damn $45 and give it a shot Option numero dos: just say thank you and get the hell out of there. Guess what? As stupid I am I went with decision uno so I paid $60)
Her: gud desijen (what the hell? how the F she knew I was about to leave but I decide to stayJ ), Do you vant to get a shover now?
Me: Yes
Her: Ok deer dis vay pleez โฆโฆโฆโฆ.. Da change for $15 dolar vill come to you at the massage.
Me: what? Oh, Ok sure no problem. (Shutttt.. I closed the door and look for the shower. Ok I donโt think I could fit in that thing that they call shower. Oh well I had a shower an hour ago but let me wash the feet and the under arms just in case the girl is nice for high mileage it is important to smell good . So I barley pushed myself in to that 1โ X 1โ shower and did the clean up. Then hop on the table and wait to get my surprise girl. 2 minutes later knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock on the door
Me: ( what the hell ? just knock and come in, like other girls ) come in please.
Her: Are you ready?
Me : ( pissed like you can not imagine) are you the one who is going to give me massage?
Her : yes
Me: but you said there are three girls
Her : Da, but dey are bisy right now.
Me: but I can hear them talking in the room and I donโt see any clients here all the rooms are open . Can I at least see the girls?
Her: vell it is my turn so I have to give you massage
Me: (well what the hell I am butt naked and lets get back to this greedy one ok let the war begins) sure sweetheart, I actually like you very much, you are really cute.
Her: tank you very much you too are very gorgas and butiful .
Me: (yep for you I guess anyone is handsome)
(She starts with the massage and let me tell you even the rub was better than that massage, the worst I have ever had and I am not saying this cuz I was pissed at her)
Her: so vat do you do? are you in your brake?
Me: No I am not in break, I work for myself. I have six companies in Montreal and four in USA.
Her : my name is Pamela, and vat is yours?
Me: (what the hell does it matter call me dick) Steve
Her: So you are rich, I No it frim your shooz and your underwer โฆ. OH armoni shooz and versajee .. you pay $200 for short maybe you pay the same to Pamela ya?
Me: (sure I am stupid enough to take this session to begin with why not go all the way and confirm my retard ness) we will see, it all depends on your performance.
( Now she starts to tease and tease and tease . I closed my eyes and imagined Tina of Isis, Lolita and Emily of Lotus, Megan of abandon. But ****Bang**** she knocked me out of my dream)
Her: Toorn on pleez
Me: what?
Her: (shows with her hand , it is time to turn over)
Me : Oh I see , but isnโt it too early? it is just 15 minutes past?
Her : donโt vory I vill do it for you.
Me: do what? ok what ever.
Her : ( she tries to tease again and I have my eyes closed at all time and dreaming about other girls)Ok now do you vant him to massage too?
Me: no thanks I will masturbate later on at home.
Her : vhy? I can do it for you here?
Me : no thanks I rather do it myself.
Her : but vit me is different.
Me: yes but I have to see someone nude and little slimmer
Her: ok as you vant so massage is finished.
Me: thank god
Her : No tips?
Me : Not Today BUT next time I go to get a Versace short I will buy one for you too.
She got pissed and left the room.
I got up, dressed up and enjoyed my afternoon entertainment . Although it was not planned that way but I enjoyed the last part. It was a happy ending for me and thatโs what really matters " Happy Ending". It doesn't matter how we get it, physically or mentally.
Repeat : No way
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Godfather
Platinum
User since 10 Dec 2004 - 584 posts
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 08:55.25 AM
Sky Diver what a riot! That accent? Was it Romanian or German? It sounded familiar! LOL....My God I can't believe you told her you'd jack off at home later! Must have freaked her right out! You should send her a pair of triple extra large men's underwear to her and leave a note . "Versace doesn't make this size underwear, so I bought a pair from Walmart for you!"
I guess you never got a peek at the other girls? Too bad for all of us! Jesus you and Mr. Brown have had harrowing experiences lately! Next time i think it would be better to drive a little further to a place you know. Same girls but at least they're not beasts! LOL!
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DAK1
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User since 30 Aug 2004 - 86 posts
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 10:25.34 AM
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Argon
Moderator
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 01:12.35 PM
Well guys, the 15$ is not important.
The real loser is La Dรฉtente. Believe me, a lot of guys read these posts and when one MM client gets screwed (in a biblical fashion), he has the duty of passing along proper info for all the rest to read and avoid the rat hole.
So, La Dรฉtente got 15$, but lost countless clients and $$$$.
Therein lies the power of this site and the internet. Keep at it, for the benefit of all of us. I know I will. Long live Mike, and his will to keep this site up and running.
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DAK1
Ring
User since 30 Aug 2004 - 86 posts
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 02:17.02 PM
Argon,
Relax and have a good laugh. I don't mean to laugh at SkyDiver's experience, but laugh with him. In this hobby, we have all gone through lots of experiences. You are quite right that the studio is the real loser. Surprisingly a lot of those places just keep going and going - never really doing well, but still kicking around. There will always be new people dropping in. As long as they advertise, some sucker is bound to walk in. The question is - are there any hidden gems in any of these places? Or is it best to stick to the independents?
Have a delightful weekend.
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Argon
Moderator
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 03:49.08 PM
DAK1
With all the massages I have been getting lately, I am very relaxed, believe me... And yes, I laugh with the guys, I have had my share of bad experiences as well (St-Joseph, Lana, Ile Exotique, Crystal, some places on Ontario...). Trying out these places is sometimes like a box of chocolates (Remember Forest Gump!).
As for gems, you are right. I found one at Rosalie (Tran's rat hole), although Lego think we should avoid giving our hard (LOL) earned money to these profiteers... But sometimes, we feel like getting a good bang for our hard on... ahhhh, I mean hard earned money, so UD and CB feel like you as well; exploration of illustrious Rat Holes is sometimes mandatory. But some are just way off the scale (Hey CB, remember your quote: a moment of silence for that ugly moment...).
There are plenty more gems out there, and all MM's members are hard at work finding them out. To each his own and that's OK.
Godspeed to all of the brave souls at MM.
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enhan3
VIP
User since 02 Nov 2005 - 17 posts
Posted on 04 Apr 2006 at 06:53.09 PM
Address: 1473 Belanger
Phone Number: 514 729 4302
Stay away from this place. 40-45 year old eastern europeans.
(I tried this place because I had checked out the nearby hotspot Le Bar... but no luck there either.)
Blond Donna began by massaging my -- calves -- and lingered on my calves for at least ten entire minutes. Very boring!
Massage skills: 4/10.
Then she completely confused the finish (Not). We discussed it and I said Yes Please, but then later she pretended that she didn't hear me... this after teasing me a bit before I flippped. Then she says it's $25 -- and you have to pay first. What? I said okay... Then she says that not for all guys, some guys...she says. She made it so difficult... and I told her I rarely had this hard of a time after at least 100 massages in Montreal... No finish. No tip. And I think my hour only lasted 40 minutes. What a rip off! This was $50 completely down the drain.
(So, reluctantly after having just wasted $50, I went around the corner to try Lotus... See my review of Linda.)
Okay, no one can say I never took one for the boys.
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Ring
User since 26 Aug 2004 - 94 posts
Posted on 26 Aug 2004 at 01:47.39 PM
This place has small rooms with shower, Rates are $50/h The receptionist is friendly, only Valerie was available...
Valerie
She is in her 30's, blond, slim, not that pretty, a-b cup, Gives a good professional massage that gets more n more sensual as it goes on, she doesn't talk much during the massage, finishes the massage with hj that was way above average, did not try for extra. I would recommend her if your not in the mood for extras. She doesn't ask for a tip but I usually tip her $20-$30
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JoeSakic
Ring
User since 26 Aug 2004 - 94 posts
Posted on 19 Jan 2005 at 08:09.04 AM
Alina
thought I was gonna get the manager Leena but it was another women named alina. She has short blond hair, she is not tall and a little chubby around the waist, big b cup breast, around 40 years old, I didn't find her attractive. The massage was average, the finish was below average. I wouldn't repeat
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john cena
VIP
Posted on 29 Aug 2005 at 02:14.13 PM
JOSETTE
saturday i called up to see who was working
ive been told and nice and sexy haitian named josette was there.
decided to book and appointmement.
The girl is 22yo, nice face, nice body, dressed with jean and a regular shirt, nothing sexy. she told me she started 2 week ago, and it look real since she was a bit shy, not much a talker. she need time in the business.
The massage part was really good, she had good and strong hand. she was a long time on my back, i was afraid she would not do the rest of the body, but after a while, she did leave my back and do my legs. she never did my arms ;(.
close to the end she ask me if i wanted the HJ, i asked her how much, she told me 30 to 60$, it is like you want, i asked if there where a difference between paying 30 or 60, she reply not there no difference.
Hj was slow and relax, good but nothing special.
of course left 30$ as tip, entrance was 50$.
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Your time is up!
My time is now!
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spartacus
Platinum
Located in montreal
User since 05 Jun 2004 - 205 posts
Posted on 30 Aug 2005 at 04:24.01 PM
Hi bike
nice review.
how are the rooms etc clean? showers?
did you feel that the tip was 30.00 straight or did you think that 60 would have been an investment in future mileage?
would you repeat.
I have passed this place a few times and was curious to go in.
Sparty.
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SkyDiver
Moderator
User since 12 Jul 2005 - 103 posts
Posted on 15 Sep 2005 at 06:37.19 PM
Take one and THE LAST ONE, believe me.
Warning: this review contains some materials that may not be suitable for people with great taste.
Ok here is my story. I passed by Ciel Blue and they were all blue. I knocked on the door, hmm no one and it is about 1:00pm. Then I call then at 723 6666 then again no one, I am wondering if they are closed? Anyway I called Lotus and the usual were there Sylvie, Maya and Jessica and in the evening Kim will join the gang. So nothing new theyโre the same old girls for the last god knows how many months. Didnโt feel like Abandon for the high $$ tips and the cameras from the rooms to spa to on my butt cheeks. Isis, too far from were I was so I said letโs try this dรฉtente soleil; since they are close to a real physiotherapy clinic, they must be good at massage part. So I park my car right in front (you donโt have to pay, no park-o-meter) and step in to the dรฉtente. I was welcome by a nice chubby blonde and the rest goes like this.
Me: Hi
Her: Khallo, for khow long you vant de massage?
Me: For 45min and how many ladies are working today?
Her: Dree incklooding me (with a big smile and a wink to me)
Me: (OK, it is the time to make the decision and I have to make it very fast. Option numero uno: pay the damn $45 and give it a shot Option numero dos: just say thank you and get the hell out of there. Guess what? As stupid I am I went with decision uno so I paid $60)
Her: gud desijen (what the hell? how the F she knew I was about to leave but I decide to stayJ ), Do you vant to get a shover now?
Me: Yes
Her: Ok deer dis vay pleez โฆโฆโฆโฆ.. Da change for $15 dolar vill come to you at the massage.
Me: what? Oh, Ok sure no problem. (Shutttt.. I closed the door and look for the shower. Ok I donโt think I could fit in that thing that they call shower. Oh well I had a shower an hour ago but let me wash the feet and the under arms just in case the girl is nice for high mileage it is important to smell good . So I barley pushed myself in to that 1โ X 1โ shower and did the clean up. Then hop on the table and wait to get my surprise girl. 2 minutes later knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock on the door
Me: ( what the hell ? just knock and come in, like other girls ) come in please.
Her: Are you ready?
Me : ( pissed like you can not imagine) are you the one who is going to give me massage?
Her : yes
Me: but you said there are three girls
Her : Da, but dey are bisy right now.
Me: but I can hear them talking in the room and I donโt see any clients here all the rooms are open . Can I at least see the girls?
Her: vell it is my turn so I have to give you massage
Me: (well what the hell I am butt naked and lets get back to this greedy one ok let the war begins) sure sweetheart, I actually like you very much, you are really cute.
Her: tank you very much you too are very gorgas and butiful .
Me: (yep for you I guess anyone is handsome)
(She starts with the massage and let me tell you even the rub was better than that massage, the worst I have ever had and I am not saying this cuz I was pissed at her)
Her: so vat do you do? are you in your brake?
Me: No I am not in break, I work for myself. I have six companies in Montreal and four in USA.
Her : my name is Pamela, and vat is yours?
Me: (what the hell does it matter call me dick) Steve
Her: So you are rich, I No it frim your shooz and your underwer โฆ. OH armoni shooz and versajee .. you pay $200 for short maybe you pay the same to Pamela ya?
Me: (sure I am stupid enough to take this session to begin with why not go all the way and confirm my retard ness) we will see, it all depends on your performance.
( Now she starts to tease and tease and tease . I closed my eyes and imagined Tina of Isis, Lolita and Emily of Lotus, Megan of abandon. But ****Bang**** she knocked me out of my dream)
Her: Toorn on pleez
Me: what?
Her: (shows with her hand , it is time to turn over)
Me : Oh I see , but isnโt it too early? it is just 15 minutes past?
Her : donโt vory I vill do it for you.
Me: do what? ok what ever.
Her : ( she tries to tease again and I have my eyes closed at all time and dreaming about other girls)Ok now do you vant him to massage too?
Me: no thanks I will masturbate later on at home.
Her : vhy? I can do it for you here?
Me : no thanks I rather do it myself.
Her : but vit me is different.
Me: yes but I have to see someone nude and little slimmer
Her: ok as you vant so massage is finished.
Me: thank god
Her : No tips?
Me : Not Today BUT next time I go to get a Versace short I will buy one for you too.
She got pissed and left the room.
I got up, dressed up and enjoyed my afternoon entertainment . Although it was not planned that way but I enjoyed the last part. It was a happy ending for me and thatโs what really matters " Happy Ending". It doesn't matter how we get it, physically or mentally.
Repeat : No way
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Godfather
Platinum
User since 10 Dec 2004 - 584 posts
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 08:55.25 AM
Sky Diver what a riot! That accent? Was it Romanian or German? It sounded familiar! LOL....My God I can't believe you told her you'd jack off at home later! Must have freaked her right out! You should send her a pair of triple extra large men's underwear to her and leave a note . "Versace doesn't make this size underwear, so I bought a pair from Walmart for you!"
I guess you never got a peek at the other girls? Too bad for all of us! Jesus you and Mr. Brown have had harrowing experiences lately! Next time i think it would be better to drive a little further to a place you know. Same girls but at least they're not beasts! LOL!
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Without expectations you will get more than you expected.
Call me U.D. anytime...
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DAK1
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User since 30 Aug 2004 - 86 posts
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 10:25.34 AM
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Argon
Moderator
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 01:12.35 PM
Well guys, the 15$ is not important.
The real loser is La Dรฉtente. Believe me, a lot of guys read these posts and when one MM client gets screwed (in a biblical fashion), he has the duty of passing along proper info for all the rest to read and avoid the rat hole.
So, La Dรฉtente got 15$, but lost countless clients and $$$$.
Therein lies the power of this site and the internet. Keep at it, for the benefit of all of us. I know I will. Long live Mike, and his will to keep this site up and running.
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Last edited by Argon on 16 Sep 2005 at 03:37.10 PM.
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DAK1
Ring
User since 30 Aug 2004 - 86 posts
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 02:17.02 PM
Argon,
Relax and have a good laugh. I don't mean to laugh at SkyDiver's experience, but laugh with him. In this hobby, we have all gone through lots of experiences. You are quite right that the studio is the real loser. Surprisingly a lot of those places just keep going and going - never really doing well, but still kicking around. There will always be new people dropping in. As long as they advertise, some sucker is bound to walk in. The question is - are there any hidden gems in any of these places? Or is it best to stick to the independents?
Have a delightful weekend.
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Argon
Moderator
Posted on 16 Sep 2005 at 03:49.08 PM
DAK1
With all the massages I have been getting lately, I am very relaxed, believe me... And yes, I laugh with the guys, I have had my share of bad experiences as well (St-Joseph, Lana, Ile Exotique, Crystal, some places on Ontario...). Trying out these places is sometimes like a box of chocolates (Remember Forest Gump!).
As for gems, you are right. I found one at Rosalie (Tran's rat hole), although Lego think we should avoid giving our hard (LOL) earned money to these profiteers... But sometimes, we feel like getting a good bang for our hard on... ahhhh, I mean hard earned money, so UD and CB feel like you as well; exploration of illustrious Rat Holes is sometimes mandatory. But some are just way off the scale (Hey CB, remember your quote: a moment of silence for that ugly moment...).
There are plenty more gems out there, and all MM's members are hard at work finding them out. To each his own and that's OK.
Godspeed to all of the brave souls at MM.
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enhan3
VIP
User since 02 Nov 2005 - 17 posts
Posted on 04 Apr 2006 at 06:53.09 PM
Address: 1473 Belanger
Phone Number: 514 729 4302
Stay away from this place. 40-45 year old eastern europeans.
(I tried this place because I had checked out the nearby hotspot Le Bar... but no luck there either.)
Blond Donna began by massaging my -- calves -- and lingered on my calves for at least ten entire minutes. Very boring!
Massage skills: 4/10.
Then she completely confused the finish (Not). We discussed it and I said Yes Please, but then later she pretended that she didn't hear me... this after teasing me a bit before I flippped. Then she says it's $25 -- and you have to pay first. What? I said okay... Then she says that not for all guys, some guys...she says. She made it so difficult... and I told her I rarely had this hard of a time after at least 100 massages in Montreal... No finish. No tip. And I think my hour only lasted 40 minutes. What a rip off! This was $50 completely down the drain.
(So, reluctantly after having just wasted $50, I went around the corner to try Lotus... See my review of Linda.)
Okay, no one can say I never took one for the boys.
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Last edited by Argon on 05 Apr 2006 at 09:09.12 AM.
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