Lena - Russian

[Spexx]

Oh my god, I feel like I just came from a near death experience.
I knew it would be an interesting experience and I booked anyways because I wanted, good or bad, something different. The reviews have been somewhat neutral but all with a common comment that she was very opinionated.
Well I just have to say this lady has a very strong opinion about Covid. The extreme right-wing babblings that seemed like a compilation of Trump and Fox News over the last 2 years rolled up in an hour massage was enough to put me on edge though I expect that uneducated stupidity, after all I live in Alberta. When the ramblings turned into demands that I not get my second vaccination; that the “Reptilian Evil-doers” are creating an apocalypse in an attempt to win the war of souls. The sermon continued to tell me that Dr Theresa Tam is a Reptilian Transgender who only wants to encourage vaccinations in order to cause lower immunity and make the population dependant on the health care system, while Trudeau is not actually alive but a hologram being run by the Reptilian Transgenders who want to kill us all.
I could fill this post with the absolutely insane verbal vomitous that continued through the entire massage but I still need to process and compartmentalize it all before I can share it with any level of clarity.
I swear I started to consider leaving but also became very concerned if I even muttered anything contrary to her “opinion” I might actually get a hot stone across the back of the head. All I could do was politely bite my tongue and make semi agreeing comments at key points.
On the flip I was so soft and lacking any real interest but somehow managed to finish. I hope she is not on this forum. I could totally see some sort of Fatal Attraction level shit.
Stay away, stay very far away. Unless you are a red hat wearing, antivax moron, or complete isolationist; Lena should be avoided at all costs!!!
Massage was a 5 maybe 4. Doesn’t matter, fuck I need booze.

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[Blue.eyes.white.dragon]

Did read shit, look at the picture. She looks basic as fuck!

 

[DerekD]

Hilarious! Funny she mentions medical degree in her ad lol. Seems like a psycho

 

[Spexx]

Hilarious! Funny she mentions medical degree in her ad lol. Seems like a psycho

Totally! She professes to be a doctor, gynocologist, and a handful of other healthcare creds. All from Russia of course where she says healthcare is much better but she doesn’t believe in western medicine. It’s all lies and western doctors only want to kill you.

 

[Rubmegood]

We all owe you Spexx! Thanks for the TOFTT! I have American friends and relatives and SO many of them are brainwashed by all this shit! I was not at all surprised that Trump got elected- all he had to do was sympathize with all the right-winged extremists and play along with them and they flocked to the polls! It's unbelievable!

 

[Spexx]

We all owe you Spexx! Thanks for the TOFTT! I have American friends and relatives and SO many of them are brainwashed by all this shit! I was not at all surprised that Trump got elected- all he had to do was sympathize with all the right-winged extremists and play along with them and they flocked to the polls! It's unbelievable!

I could have got past the very right winged opinions and might even had some good back and forth, but when the conversation turned to how Bill Gates is a woman reptile who only wants to microchip the masses and block out the sun to stop global warming, which btw doesn’t exist because we just had snow in May, according to Lena. I ran out of ways to respond. Wtf do you say to that?

 

[Cabinmon]

8

I could have got past the very right winged opinions and might even had some good back and forth, but when the conversation turned to how Bill Gates is a woman reptile who only wants to microchip the masses and block out the sun to stop global warming, which btw doesn’t exist because we just had snow in May, according to Lena. I ran out of ways to respond. Wtf do you say to that?

She has had some good reviews in the past but seems like Father Time has stolen her mind

 

[CU4FUN]

Oh my god, I feel like I just came from a near death experience.
I knew it would be an interesting experience and I booked anyways because I wanted, good or bad, something different. The reviews have been somewhat neutral but all with a common comment that she was very opinionated.
Well I just have to say this lady is Bat Shit Crazy! The insane babblings that seemed like a compilation of Trump and Fox News over the last 2 years rolled up in an hour massage was enough to put me on edge though I expect that uneducated stupidity, after all I live in Alberta. When the ramblings turned into demands that I not get my second vaccination; that the “Reptilian Evil-doers” are creating an apocalypse in an attempt to win the war of souls. The sermon continued to tell me that Dr Theresa Tam is a Reptilian Transgender who only wants to encourage vaccinations in order to cause lower immunity and make the population dependant on the health care system, while Trudeau is not actually alive but a hologram being run by the Reptilian Transgenders who want to kill us all.
I could fill this post with the absolutely insane verbal vomitous that continued through the entire massage but I still need to process and compartmentalize it all before I can share it with any level of clarity.
I swear I started to consider leaving but also became very concerned if I even muttered anything contrary to her “opinion” I might actually get a hot stone across the back of the head. All I could do was politely bite my tongue and make semi agreeing comments at key points.
On the flip I was so soft and lacking any real interest but somehow managed to finish. I hope she is not on this forum. I could totally see some sort of Fatal Attraction level shit.
Stay away, stay very far away. Unless you are a red hat wearing, antivax moron, or complete isolationist; Lena should be avoided at all costs!!!
Massage was a 5 maybe 4. Doesn’t matter, fuck I need booze.

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I seen her several years ago in west end appartment on 156 st was not impress then I believe she and her mom are nurses
never did return

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Oh my god, I feel like I just came from a near death experience.
I knew it would be an interesting experience and I booked anyways because I wanted, good or bad, something different. The reviews have been somewhat neutral but all with a common comment that she was very opinionated.
Well I just have to say this lady is Bat Shit Crazy! The insane babblings that seemed like a compilation of Trump and Fox News over the last 2 years rolled up in an hour massage was enough to put me on edge though I expect that uneducated stupidity, after all I live in Alberta. When the ramblings turned into demands that I not get my second vaccination; that the “Reptilian Evil-doers” are creating an apocalypse in an attempt to win the war of souls. The sermon continued to tell me that Dr Theresa Tam is a Reptilian Transgender who only wants to encourage vaccinations in order to cause lower immunity and make the population dependant on the health care system, while Trudeau is not actually alive but a hologram being run by the Reptilian Transgenders who want to kill us all.
I could fill this post with the absolutely insane verbal vomitous that continued through the entire massage but I still need to process and compartmentalize it all before I can share it with any level of clarity.
I swear I started to consider leaving but also became very concerned if I even muttered anything contrary to her “opinion” I might actually get a hot stone across the back of the head. All I could do was politely bite my tongue and make semi agreeing comments at key points.
On the flip I was so soft and lacking any real interest but somehow managed to finish. I hope she is not on this forum. I could totally see some sort of Fatal Attraction level shit.
Stay away, stay very far away. Unless you are a red hat wearing, antivax moron, or complete isolationist; Lena should be avoided at all costs!!!
Massage was a 5 maybe 4. Doesn’t matter, fuck I need booze.

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I sometimes read “stay the fuck away” reviews and think, “Aw, they can’t be that bad”
And it makes me want to try it out........not this time.
I can’t handle the stupid ones.
Thanks for the heads up. She was actually on my list.

 

[Guy2013]

Seen Lena years ago, twice. Both undraped and she was nude, pretty gal, nice body. Massage was ok, finish somewhat mechanical , no teasing leading up to it, just treated as the final act to get over and done with. Never went back and after reading this review, never will

 

[distinguished.gentleman]

My experience is pretty much the same as Guy19, but going back four or five years ago. On a whim, I did go to see her again just after she moved to the house near Ellerslie Rd., which was maybe 3 years ago.

She seemed pretty much the same as I remembered, but massage and skills had become very lacklustre. Too bad to hear she's gone over to the dark side. I hope she has the opportunity to seek help.

 

[Wills_willie]

I saw Lena 5 or 6 years ago several times. Always undraped and she was nude for the finish, nice body. Enjoyed the massage and finish. Thanks Spexx, was considering a visit but no way am I going back now. It's sad that she's gone so weird, what happened to her.

 

[Albertaman]

Spexx, look at the bright side, while the rest of Albertans, well.. most Canadians still wait for the distant promise of a second shot, you were the lucky recipient of the SPUTNIK V shot.. right in your butt muscle.. bet you didn't even feel it. The Russians knew they have to expand the circle of clinical trials. If you get that urge for chilled vodka and caviar in coming days, you know it's working. You are all set to make up for lost time. Na Zdorovie


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[Guy2013]

Thought more about Spexx's review and I had to ask the question....Why do some providers feel it is their place to educate the client on their political beliefs?
Recently had another instance of this with a semi well known provider (will remain anonymous) and while I am lying there naked she is explaining the" Covid hoax" to me in her opinion.
Jesus! I just went for a rub and a tug, not an indoctrination.

 

[Mebad2018]

Thought more about Spexx's review and I had to ask the question....Why do some providers feel it is their place to educate the client on their political beliefs?
Recently had another instance of this with a semi well known provider (will remain anonymous) and while I am lying there naked she is explaining the" Covid hoax" to me in her opinion.
Jesus! I just went for a rub and a tug, not an indoctrination.

Take a look at what goes on here sometimes . That should explain a lot.

 

[Rubmegood]

That just shows the insecurity of the extreme right conspiracy-believing- they need to keep repeating the stories because they are insecure in their belief and the more they repeat the more they convince themselves that it's true!

 

[Wills_willie]

That just shows the insecurity of the extreme right conspiracy-believing- they need to keep repeating the stories because they are insecure in their belief and the more they repeat the more they convince themselves that it's true!

That goes for most things. Say it enough times and you believe it.
I have a big dick.
I have a big dick.
I have a big dick.
I have a big dick.

Well, will you look at that.

 

[Spexx]

Well I thought this would happen. Some white knight pointed my review out to Lena or she follows the planet.
I want to say that I truly feel Lena very much felt she was helping me, educating me, preparing me for the horrors she believes exist with regard to vaccinations as well as key US Democrats and Canadian Liberals. At no time did I really feel threatened though I did feel uncomfortable.
I’m sorry Lena if my review was heavy handed, you have the right to your opinions however you cannot assume your patients will agree or feel comfortable with your opinions never mind your rederick.
I truly hope you take the time to review your beliefs and maybe you will see that the world is not as bad as you think.

 

[Old Fart]

I have seen Lena numerous times and have never had a problem with her conversation. If she doesn't talk, people bitch and call her "not friendly". If she has opinions, they are supposed to conform with yours. Sometimes a person just can't win. She is a nice lady and I have always enjoyed my time with her. If there are any recommendations, it would be to cut the talk during the finish. Not saying this applies to her as I cannot remember but this applies to many ladies who like to chat during the session. At the end, just let a guy relax and focus on the pleasure.

Again, like all the other threads, we just cannot keep from the name calling, can we? I hope someone did refer her to this thread but just because someone is respectful does not make them a white knight. Maybe they ae the normal ones and you are the asshole. Ever try thinking of that one?

 

[Spexx]

I have seen Lena numerous times and have never had a problem with her conversation. If she doesn't talk, people bitch and call her "not friendly". If she has opinions, they are supposed to conform with yours. Sometimes a person just can't win. She is a nice lady and I have always enjoyed my time with her. If there are any recommendations, it would be to cut the talk during the finish. Not saying this applies to her as I cannot remember but this applies to many ladies who like to chat during the session. At the end, just let a guy relax and focus on the pleasure.

Again, like all the other threads, we just cannot keep from the name calling, can we? I hope someone did refer her to this thread but just because someone is respectful does not make them a white knight. Maybe they ae the normal ones and you are the asshole. Ever try thinking of that one?

Old Fart. I ignored you some time ago for good reasons but sometimes will check back in to see if you are actually providing value to this forum.
You are absolutely correct in that I was quite disrespectful. My comments were expressions of concern I felt. My opinions be them what they are I do my best to respect others, however when they become such that my health and comfort is threatened in an environment for which I entered expecting the same safety I am afforded by the health guidelines that keep us all safe and yet those guidelines are ignored, ridiculed, and in fact only made aware of how much risk I actually am in only once I’m completely nude on her table!
Sure paint me the asshole. I can carry that, but do not take my review as difference of opinion. Take this as what it is a warning, as long as Lena’s beliefs put her patients at risk, others need to know and make their choices accordingly!