Mmmmmm,. This has a “thank you, officer” vibe. Well, I will wade in providing a highlight of my actual, genuine and recent experiences:
- I pissed in a girl’s ass then reamed her. She DFKd me right after this, and we had fun and a few laughs (where oh where is Lostinnocence and his cuddling?), when we would take turns spitting out undigested corn kernels, then crawling on the floor and eating them. Waste not, want not.
- My last BBBJ was a thing to remember. The mpa was sucking so hard that the crusty dried smegma, that has been growing under my foreskin for months, and nourishing a community of crabs, was completely drained into her chugging throat. At first, she requested that I use a condom, but the used one that I presented, didn’t seem to appeal to her. No, it sure didn’t, as she kept grousing about blood and hair and smelly white stuff. I bet she spent way too much time reading that shit tweeted by cuck @Torontogentleman, or that other schmuck, Dugould.
- Lastly, if you are going to wear a condom, never leave it lying around the spa. They will steal your sperm and sell it to Ursula’s mother. She will impregnate his sister with it, and then the family will deep fry the embryo for sunday dinner.