OP on Massageplanet: Guys I just got duped! I went to this bait and switch place and she was fat, ugly, I got way overcharged for a jackhammer, she stole my wallet, and I now have think I have herpes. Avoid at all costs!
Bro #1: OMG thanks for the heads up!
Bro #2: Wow! You better go to your doctor asap Man!
Bro #3: What does she look like? Does she bbbj? Please provide her #.